All talk- more play

by cerulean, Holiday, FL

I met a man in a chat room. We talked about mythology and various other interesting topics. I finally agreed to meet him for a date. The plan was for me to meet him at his place, and then we would leave from there.

When I got there decked out in a nice dress and heels, he was sporting jeans and an Oakland Raiders’ sweatshirt. He then asked me if I would mind if we stayed and watched the game instead. He didn’t know the game was on, and it was his favorite team and all…

My left foot. There’s no way such a big fan wouldn’t know about a game- he had Raiders’ memorabilia all over the apartment he shared with his two roommates. He sat and watched the game, I stayed out on the balcony smoking alone except for commercials. I left before the game ended.