First date, he takes me to his his folks house and makes frozen stale chicken sticks and dried mac and cheese- yuck. OK, maybe I thought he needed someone to cook for him, his mom always tried to pick and told lies about me even before we were married – told people we had to get married because I was pregnant- wow-I held that sucker in for 2 years! But now the romance is gone- clipping toenails-farting in bed- he pops his zits right in bed- and he wears a sleep mask for apnea-not attractive at all. And his idea of romantic dinner now- I get to cook- he doesn’t even help- and he will go out and eat lunch and pick himself up something but eat in the car before pulling up- oh I didn’t think you needed anything–hey dumbbutt did you ask? He buys me underwear every holiday- yep underwear-what a butthead. He will run for others including his mother when she cries but hey for his wife tough…