Mr. Spitball Turkey

by hagirl62, Bay City, MI

I answered a “Female Wanted” newspaper ad once and went on a date with a man who chewed and spit tobacco all over. We went to eat and he would spit anywhere he pleased. Yes, this turned my stomach as I had to watch this big wad in his mouth, and his personality was very cocky. I never did call him back. He’s a Spitball!