I went on a date with an ex-boyfriend to an animal gamepark. It was a very hot day. We were admiring a tiger in the cage when it started to pace back and forth in front of us. Before I could say a word, it lifted its leg and sprayed pee all over me. The aim was perfect. Urine was running down my face and into the bag of treats I was feeding the animals. Those surrounding us didn’t know whether to laugh or stay silent. My ex- took one look and laughed hysterically. The worst part about the date is that he made me walk around the rest of the park to see the rest of the animals; I guess to get his money’s worth. It was in July on a very humid day, and my clothes clung to me. I’m glad we didn’t last.