Shortest date ever
I was set up on a blind date (mistake # 1!) He came to watch me play softball, then we were going out afterwards. As he cheered me on, I thought, “he’s not bad looking.” We started to talk right after the game and he proceeded to tell me about his trip on the way to my game. He had brought his pet hamster to show me (my sister, who had set us up told him I loved animals). On his way to the game his hamster bit him, and he THREW IT OUT OF HIS MOVING CAR!!!! He then chuckled about it and I just stared in disbelief. He had the nerve to ask if I was ready to go on our date! I just told him, “no thanks” and went home.