Turkey stuffed
My new boyfriend took me out on Thanksgiving Day as we were both rather new in town and couldn’t spend it with our families. He found a great restaurant that was open on Thanksgiving and we were served a grand feast. After dinner we were overstuffed and I unobtrusively unbuttoned my skirt in the car. We decided a little exercise might be good after all that food and we would take a walk through Grant Park. We were lucky to find a good parking space near the center of everything or as close as you can get anyway. I jumped out of the car slamming the locked car door in the process. However my unbuttoned skirt had also let the zipper release and I was standing on the sidewalk with my skirt around my ankles and no way to retreat to the car. Heads began to turn and I tried to nonchalantly raise my skirt back up from the ground and fasten it quickly. Just a little too much attention for him, I guess, as he never called for another date.