You gonna eat all that?

by sue14625, ROCHESTER, NY

Being a full figured gal, I invited a male friend to a family dinner. It was a big mistake. Every mouthful i took he watched apparently fascinated by my eating habits. Finally, my sis spoke up and asked if he was OK. He said, “Yes, I was just wondering how many pounds she just added with this meal.” Well, I wanted to fall through the floor.