Here’s a novel idea. It’s a magazine that is published according to a woman’s cycle. Yes, that cycle.

According to a press release, in each issue, Four Weeks Magazine recommends foods, products, destinations and DIY projects based on the moods a woman’s hormones have her feeling during each week of her monthly cycle. There’s also a “hormone horoscope” that forecasts what a woman’s month will be like based on her hormones.

I know I’m going to stay clear of that last issue. That’s the one that always ends with the column “I’m too fat and you don’t love me anymore.”